28. Wrist Watch To Be Proud Of, To Cherish, To Spend The Rest of My Life Wearing


Smart watch - highly customizable
Great design
Two-Tone colour

No battery - chargeable
Chain straps, good for sport activities
Easily swap straps

So Me

23. Being Proud of the Socks


Soccer socks are the best. They cover my legs. They are warm. They won't reveal my legs accidentally.


Just, why did you want to see my legs again? Are you in love with me because of my physical appearance or my personality?

shshshshst, no talking. I don't want you already. I want someone whom I can talk to, who would love me because of my personality. I can get old, wrinkly and shabby and cranky all the time. But, if you love me, you won't complain and deal with them like a cool dude. If you love me, you would always think I am beautiful no matter how ruined my body / face would be when I am over 100 of age.

I don't want your "YES I DO" now.
I don't want your "YES I DO" 100 years later.
I want your "YES I DO" now and forever and ever.

Darling, this is too fast. Please bear with me, and I will love you for who you are.
Me: This is a start. If you fail from the beginning, what's the point in proceeding to the next step?
OKAY, Now and Forever, I will be... YOUR MAN
Me: I still won't show you my legs, my man. I've stated my reason.


27. Momma, Umbrella for Rainy and Sunny Days, Be Happy Everyday


Umbrellas are for old people.
I personally don't use umbrella.

My Mom uses umbrella.
I bought her an umbrella.
It costs me around $45 for her umbrella.

The umbrella must be of good quality.
It has to really protect her from any storm.

My Mom once told me she wants an inverted umbrella.
I just bought it for her too.

Umbrella is important.
Use umbrella to attack bad guys, Mom
Hang the umbrella onto your wrist, so you can take my calls.

How yo doin' Ma?


26. Look Boss, I Deserve Promotion


Going to office means we ought to dress professionally. No casual attires, not too much bling-blings, no pyjamas too. This is to create a fine impression and build our professional image towards a bright career advancement.

Starting a career as a designer is no exception. We must look great, and at the same time introduce our design style to the world. Sure, we are free to express ourselves in our CV profile photo, we get to dress artistically to the office. Just bear in mind that we draw our own career into the way we represent ourselves in front of others.
That much attention
That much pressure
The tension is high my heart's beating faster

25. Just The Right Kind of Shopping Bag, Simple and Convenient, The Kind to Carry Everywhere You Go


You don't even feel you carry the bag. That way, you are free to run around without needing to hold the bag in the right place.

In addition, you have to bring that umbrella, that pen, that notebook, that wallet, that tissue, those phones, that phone charger. All of them are what we call the necessaries.

Now, with this bag, I guess we can change that umbrella to just baseball cap or just beanie. Then, the rest would fit just right into the bag. It's like a traditional pouch where I can hang on my waist, so it's good.

Do you fancy?

24. Naturally Bracelet, Not Too Shiny, Not Too Dull, Just Enough to Show Off Humbly


Showing off with your bracelet?

I guess diamond is too much for daily use. Using this bracelet below might attract attention, but not to steal it, as it is actually a plain bracelet. You bought the design, not the jewels, and that's one way of showing off humbly.

Let's hang out with the rich people today?

22. The Meaning Behind Eye-wear Frame Colours


I use gold frame for my glasses.

Gold frame signifies elegance; bling-bling yet classy, stand out yet humble.

Brown frame signifies uniqueness

Black frame signifies nerdiness

Red, Yellow, Green signifies playfulness. I find them a bit overbearing.


21. Why You Have to Change Your Wardrobe Periodically


Try changing your wardrobe periodically, like every five years or so.

Here's why:
  1. Good practice to give away and donate your clothes to others.
  2. Keep in touch (notice: not keep up to date [understand why]) with the latest fashion items
  3. Refresh the colours of your wardrobe, as colours tend to fade overtime
Let's go see something nice...

20. Which Do You Choose: Skirt vs Pants?


I prefer pants to skirt.


If you are on the top floor, looking down from the balcony, using skirt, people from below can see your legs. Also, if it is windy, using skirt won't help you much, as the wind will blow your skirt up.

My friends used to play pull-up-skirt; a game where you pull another people's skirt up and run away. The winner is the one who pull up skirt the most without ever getting captured. The scary part is, the game doesn't end for as long as you wear skirt.


Consequently, nobody would wear skirts in my crowd. I don't think wearing skirt becomes comfortable for me anymore. My inner thighs get blistered all over when I try to walk using skirt too. It gets too troublesome.

--- Pants Era ---


19. The Meaning of Colour Tone on Your Make Up


Pink. #MyKindOfColour.
Pink makes you look young, innocent, cute, fresh and healthy.

Red / Maroon / Burgundy. #ForLaterWhenIAm50
Red makes you look sexy and bold.

Orange / Brown. #NotInterested
Orange makes you look older.

Fuchsia. #DontThinkSo
I don't know. It's just not the colour for my make up. I just think it makes me look cheap.


18. The Best Earrings for You


I prefer huggy earrings to stud earrings.

Wearing stud earrings; they come off easily. They come off when you take off your helmet, change your shirt,... Even when you did nothing to them, they decided to auto-loosen up and come off. Also, you need to clean them from your body waste, sticking at the studs. Often removing the earring studs for cleaning is unsafe, as sometimes you may forgot where you've put them. Hence, it is less durable than huggy earrings.

I wear huggy earrings, never take them off, and they stay with me all the time. I never have to worry about earrings anymore.

I am pretty all the time and I know it.
I don't need no mirror's opinions.


17. How You Should Dye Your Hair


Dying your hair with colours is just painting a rainbow.
This has to change.


How about drawing something with the dye?


16. Styling Your Hair Nicely


Braid it.

You can have double topsy ponytails, but refrain from dividing your hair into two segments and tying them on opposite sides of the head. However nice it would look to your face, it shows that you are too pure and out of control that any hoodlum would take advantage of your purity so bad.

Do triple topsy ponytails, any number of pigtails, but not two, or at least any even numbers.
It is not a matter of beauty. It's just too dangerous.

I mean, whatever man, I just don't have a good feeling about two pigtails.
There's something about it which isn't right...