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20. Which Do You Choose: Skirt vs Pants?

LOOK: PRESENTABLE, LADY-LIKE

I prefer pants to skirt.

  

If you are on the top floor, looking down from the balcony, using skirt, people from below can see your legs. Also, if it is windy, using skirt won't help you much, as the wind will blow your skirt up.

My friends used to play pull-up-skirt; a game where you pull another people's skirt up and run away. The winner is the one who pull up skirt the most without ever getting captured. The scary part is, the game doesn't end for as long as you wear skirt.

  

Consequently, nobody would wear skirts in my crowd. I don't think wearing skirt becomes comfortable for me anymore. My inner thighs get blistered all over when I try to walk using skirt too. It gets too troublesome.

--- Pants Era ---

  

19. The Meaning of Colour Tone on Your Make Up

LOOK: PETITE, BEAUTIFUL

Pink. #MyKindOfColour.
Pink makes you look young, innocent, cute, fresh and healthy.

Red / Maroon / Burgundy. #ForLaterWhenIAm50
Red makes you look sexy and bold.

Orange / Brown. #NotInterested
Orange makes you look older.

Fuchsia. #DontThinkSo
I don't know. It's just not the colour for my make up. I just think it makes me look cheap.

     

18. The Best Earrings for You

LOOK: STUNNING YET CONVENIENT

I prefer huggy earrings to stud earrings.

Wearing stud earrings; they come off easily. They come off when you take off your helmet, change your shirt,... Even when you did nothing to them, they decided to auto-loosen up and come off. Also, you need to clean them from your body waste, sticking at the studs. Often removing the earring studs for cleaning is unsafe, as sometimes you may forgot where you've put them. Hence, it is less durable than huggy earrings.

I wear huggy earrings, never take them off, and they stay with me all the time. I never have to worry about earrings anymore.

I am pretty all the time and I know it.
I don't need no mirror's opinions.

  

17. How You Should Dye Your Hair

LOOK: STYLISH

Dying your hair with colours is just painting a rainbow.
This has to change.

  

How about drawing something with the dye?

              

16. Styling Your Hair Nicely

LOOK: SIMPLY NICE

Braid it.

HOWEVER,
You can have double topsy ponytails, but refrain from dividing your hair into two segments and tying them on opposite sides of the head. However nice it would look to your face, it shows that you are too pure and out of control that any hoodlum would take advantage of your purity so bad.

Do triple topsy ponytails, any number of pigtails, but not two, or at least any even numbers.
It is not a matter of beauty. It's just too dangerous.

I mean, whatever man, I just don't have a good feeling about two pigtails.
There's something about it which isn't right...

     

15. Looking Great All The Time

LOOK: CONSISTENT

Try choosing a perfume.
You smell everything and before long, you lose your sense.
The same goes with your sense of style.

Don't buy too many clothes / fashion items.
Buy only the necessaries; just enough to go through the days.
Refrain from shopping when you have enough items.

Throw one, get one.
You only need seven pairs of clothes for everyday of the week, one bag, one hat, one shoes, one sandals

You can only have items that are fit for all occasions.
Never buy any clothes for specific occasions, like Christmas, New Year, etc.
Use red and green pairs to match the colour of Christmas. Make do with all you have in the closet.

Plan to mix-match, so you wouldn't buy odd items, unless you want to wear them everyday in every occasions. You do not buy clothes that often, and your sense of style doesn't get rusty.

In the end when you see yourself in the mirror, you won't feel like a walking-trash.


14. Follow Your Heart

LOOK: BE MY TRUE SELF

Do not follow trends, follow your heart.
Only wear what feels comfortable, and looks good on you.
Nothing more, nothing less.

See available choices here

13. Opposites Come Together

LOOK: LADY-LIKE, DECENT

If you want to wear sexy shirt, don't wear mini skirt / short pants.
Similarly, if you want to wear mini skirt, don't wear tight shirt.

If you want to wear printed shirt, don't wear printed trousers / printed pants.
Similarly, if you want to wear printed skirt, don't wear printed blouse.

If you want to wear loose shirt, don't wear loose skirt.
Similarly, if you want to wear loose pants, don't wear loose jacket.

Try combining the opposites;
Plain shirt + Printed skirt, OR

  

Tight blouse + Loose skirt, OR

  

Loose shirt + Short pants

  

You get the idea.

12. Drop Crotch Baggy Pants, THE FUK YAOW PANTS

Drop crotch baggy pants? NO.

  

I can't understand it.
It makes you straddle-walking.
Can you walk properly with the pants?
No, because you'd get blisters on your thigh.

It is stupid, but since it is in fashion,
GO STRADDLE-WALKING !!!

NOT ME --- NOT ME --- NOT ME ---
I AM GOOD HERE, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER
FUK YAOW

11. Wedding Gown Options

Happy days to go with happy gowns.
Are we going for sexy? Naah... A lot of people are watching my curves...
Let my husband (#yaay...) see my curves before bed on the wedding night...